The Economys so bad....

Posted: 1/10/2010 12:00:00 AM
*I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.

*Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

*Parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.

*I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.

*Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

*A prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.

*I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border into Mexico.

*I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.

*Even people who arent in Barack Obamas cabinet arent paying taxes.

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