*I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
*Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
*Parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.
*I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
*Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
*A prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.
*I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border into Mexico.
*I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.
*Even people who arent in Barack Obamas cabinet arent paying taxes.
1/10/2010 12:00:00 AM