Thanksgiving Thoughts

Posted: 12/9/2009 12:00:00 AM
"I love Thanksgiving turkey. Its the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts."
--Arnold Schwarzenegger

"It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with gourmet status."
--Russell Baker

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
--Jon Stewart

"Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often."
--Johnny Carson


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