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Tiger Woods Jokes

Posted: 12/9/2009 12:00:00 AM
 
1. Q: What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
A: They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

2. Thats the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive at least 300 yards.

3. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree -- he couldnt decide between a wood and an iron.

4. Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver

5. I find its a nightmare driving at 2:30 am: sometimes you cant see the Woods for the trees.

6. Tigers wife went for him after he scored a birdie.

7. Q:What was the second worst part of Tigers car accident?

A:The police found the driver in the trunk.

8. Q: What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning?
A: His wife wanted to go clubbing.

9. Formerly known as "Tiger", now known as "Cheetah".

10.Q: Whats the difference between a car and a golf ball?
A: Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

11. Hollywood is already making a movie of Tigers middle years
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant"


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