Breaking and Entering

Posted: 1/13/2011 12:00:00 AM
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "Youll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" insisted the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. Ive been trying to do that for years!"


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