Posted: 1/8/2011 12:00:00 AM
A wife was dying. Her husband was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice. "Theres something I must confess." "Shhh" he said, theres nothing to confess. Everythings alright." "No I must die in peace. I fucked your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father!" "I know," he whispered "Thats why I poisoned you u fucking cunt, now close your eyes and die already!!