Get your hand off the intercom!!

Posted: 11/23/2009 12:00:00 AM
A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her,

"How about a blowjob?"

"What! Are you crazy!"

"Dont worry, it will be quick," he ensures his girlfriend.

"No! Someone might see us..."

"Its just a small blowjob," he insists, "and I know you like it."

"No! I said no!"

"Baby... dont be like that."

Suddenly, the girls younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown, with her hair a mess, and rubbing her eyes. She looks at them and smirks, "Dad says either you blow him, I blow him, or hell come downstairs and blow the guy himself... but for Gods sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom."


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