Son in law
The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Santa doesnt usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, "What do you want for Christmas?"
"Something for my mother, please," said the young lady.
"Something for your mother? Well, thats very thoughtful of you," smiled Santa.
"What do you want me to bring her?"
Without blinking she replied, "A son-in-law!"
