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10 New Years resolutions

Posted: 12/24/2010 12:00:00 AM
 
1.I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own)
2.I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
3.When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
4.I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
5.I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose)
6.I will think of a password for my computer other than "password."
7.I will try to figure out why I "really" need 11 e-mail addresses.
8.I will go into McDonalds and order a McSpreader
9.I will go into McDonalds and order a McSlurry
10.I will find out why the correspondence course on "Mail Fraud" that I purchased never showed up.
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