Pick One

Posted: 11/13/2009 12:00:00 AM
A young man excitedly tells his mother hes fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, Im going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one Im going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one Im going to marry." She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle." Stunned, the young man says, "Thats amazing, Ma. Youre right. How did you know?"

"I dont like her," she says.


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