Suicide Hotline

Posted: 12/17/2010 12:00:00 AM
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I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline.

I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

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