A young brunette goes into the doctors office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.
The doctor says, "Youre not really a brunette are you?"
She says, "No, Im really a blonde."
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."