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Certificate for love

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I dont know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, Im stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why dont you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. Shell probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, Ill see you in two hours."
Date11/4/2009 12:00:00 AM
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