Home arrow Funny Jokes arrow Politicians Brains

Politicians Brains

Posted: 12/10/2010 12:00:00 AM
 
A cannibal entered the meat market to buy something nice for dinner. The owner greeted him and told him to look around. The cannibal began to inspect the meat case and noticed the market specialized in brain.

Upon further inspection he noticed a marked disparity between the costs of brain meats. A carpenters brain sells for \$1.50 per pound. A plumbers brain sells for \$2.25 per pound. He noticed with alarm that a politicians brain sells for \$375.00 a pound. With not a little curiosity he asked the owner why the huge difference in price between the similar meats.

The owner responded with a deadpan look on his face, "Do you realize how many politicians it takes to get a pound of brains?"
Views4,085
Comments
0
Tags:  politicians  brains  meat 
Follow KillSomeTime
Follow KST on Google+:
Follow KST on Pinterest: KillSomeTime.com
Hot Stuff
Share Joke
Joke Comments