A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender says, "Whats wrong with Schlitz, dont you like it? The man says, "I hate that shit". Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks. The bartender says, "You drink a case of any beer youre going to blow chunks". You dont understand said the man, Chunks is my dog.