Posted: 11/28/2010 12:00:00 AM
This guys walking along the beach when he kicks a bottle. Much to his surprise, a genie flies out. "Oh master," it declaims, "your wish is my command."
Great, thinks the guy, his chance has finally come! "Genie," he demands, "give me a cock that touches the floor."
Whereupon both his legs fell off.