Posted: 11/28/2010 12:00:00 AM
Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "Ill need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample."
The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!"
With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"