So, this guy, Bill is sitting at the bar and pulls out this tiny little piano and a little guy about a foot tall. The little guy sits down and starts playing the piano quite beautifully. The fellow on the next bar stool, Joe says Thats amazing. Where did you get him? Bill says well I got this magic lamp with a genie So the other fellow says thats great could I use it? Bill says sure and hands him the lamp. Joe rubs the lamp and out comes the genie. He says I want a million bucks. Suddenly the room is entirely filled with quacking ducks Joe exclaims Hey I asked for 1 million BUCKS not DUCKS Bill explained Yes, the genie is a bit deaf. You dont think I really asked for a twelve inch pianist do you?