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Important men

Posted: 10/13/2009 12:00:00 AM
 
The Seven Most Important Men in a Womans Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once its inside, youll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, youll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

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