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Lovers Quarrel

Posted: 9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM
 
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, When you die, Im getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.

Yeah she replies, When you die, Im getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.
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