Posted: 10/14/2010 12:00:00 AM
Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, "You know, Im tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think Ill go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes."
Jim Bob thinks its a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Bubba says. "Whats that?"
The dean says, "Ill show you. Do you own a weed-eater?"
"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed-eater, I think that you would have a yard."
"Thats true, I do have a yard."
"Im not done, the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"I have a family."
"Im not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. Thats amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed-eater."
Excited to take the class now, Bubba shakes the Deans hand and leaves to go meet Jim Bob at the bar. He tells Jim Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Jim Bob says, "Whats that?"
Bubba says, "Ill show you.
Do you have a weed-eater?"
"Then youre a queer."