Posted: 9/14/2009 12:00:00 AM
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?" "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldnt have to explain it. "But then when I have a baby, wont it knock my teeth out?