He said to me . . . I dont know why you wear a bra; youve got nothing to put in it
I said to him . . . You wear pants dont you?
He said to me . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . Thats a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why dont women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They dont have time
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . I dont know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see whats in bed and go to the fridge.