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Posted: 10/1/2010 12:00:00 AM
 
He said to me . . . I dont know why you wear a bra; youve got nothing to put in it
I said to him . . . You wear pants dont you?

He said to me . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . Thats a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart

He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said to me. ..... Why dont women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They dont have time


He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . I dont know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.


He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see whats in bed and go to the fridge.

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