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GO FU*K YOURSELF

Posted: 9/8/2009 12:00:00 AM
 
Rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. Theyre both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives. Poor man says to the Rich man, "Whatd you get your wife this year?" He says, "A Mercedes and a huge diamond ring." The poor man says, "Whyd you get her both?" The Rich man says, "If she doesnt like the ring, she can take it back happy." The Poor man says, "O.K. That works." The Rich man says, "Well what did you get your wife?" The Poor man says, "A pair of slippers and a dildo." The Rich man says, "Whyd you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?" The Poor man says, "If she doesnt like the slippers, she can go fuck herself!"

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