1.Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.
2.Outside a hotel: Help We need inn-experienced people.
3.On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left.
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes, Sit Stay
5.At the electric company: We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you dont you will be.
6.On the door of a computer store: Out for a quick byte.
7.In a restaurant window: Dont stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.
8.Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully, well wait.
10.In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional
9/8/2005 2:56:00 PM