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Tomato Garden

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden,but it was very hard work as the ground washard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I wont be able
to plant my tomato garden this year. Im just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over.
I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love
Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his
son.

Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but dont dig up that garden. Thats where I buried the BODIES.

Love
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning,FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another
letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
Thats the best I could do under the
circumstances.

Love
Vinnie


Date9/15/2010 12:00:00 AM
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