A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something. "Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?" "Yes, officer... I know I was speeding -- but it is a matter of life or death." "Oh, really? Hows that?" "Theres a naked woman waiting for me at home." "I dont see how that is a matter of life or death." "If I dont get home before my wife does, Im a dead man."