A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding -- but it is a matter of life or death."
"Oh, really? Hows that?"
"Theres a naked woman waiting for me at home."
"I dont see how that is a matter of life or death."
"If I dont get home before my wife does, Im a dead man."