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Hookers and Cab Drivers

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but Im actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the drivers seat looking out the window. "Why arent we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but Im actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

Date8/31/2009 12:00:00 AM
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