A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but Im actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the man just sat in the drivers seat looking out the window. "Why arent we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but Im actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."