Featuring Funny Videos, Flash Games, Funny Pictures, & Jokes updated daily.

Home arrow Funny Jokes arrow 2 Nuts, 7 inches

2 Nuts, 7 inches

There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"

The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"

So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"

To which the man replied, "No, its average!"
Date8/31/2009 12:00:00 AM
Views11,686
Comments
0
(7.3)
Tags:  funny  radio  inches 
Follow KillSomeTime
Follow KST on Google+:
Follow KST on Pinterest: KillSomeTime.com
Hot Stuff
Share Joke
Joke Comments