Posted: 8/24/2009 12:00:00 AM
One day an 85-year-old man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing....
"I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on that. But people wont call you the bridge builder if you do that here. No, no, they dont!"
"I remember building that house over there when I was 30. But people wont call you the house builder if you do that. No, no they dont!"
"I remember building that tavern that I still lounge at when I was 35. If you do that people wont call you the tavern builder either. They sure wont!"
"But if you fuck one goat......."