Two starving cannibals, a father and son, were out trying to get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came a little old man. The son said,
“Oh Dad, there’s one.”
“No”, said the father. “There’s not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We’ll just wait.”
A little while later, along came a really fat man. The son said,
“Hey dad, he’s big enough.”
“No”, the father said. “We’d all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We’ll just wait.”
About an hour later, there came this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said,
“Now there’s nothing wrong with that one Dad, let’s eat her.”
“No”, said the father. “Were not going to eat her either.”
“Why not?” asked the son.
“Because, we’re going to take her back alive, and eat your mother”.