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Lawyer Consultation

A lawyers dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyers office and asks, “If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dogs owner?”

The lawyer answers, “Absolutely.”

“Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today.”

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50 (attorneys dont carry cash).

Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: It was a bill for $100 for a consultation!

Date8/18/2010 12:00:00 AM
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