Posted: 8/18/2010 12:00:00 AM
One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. Hes sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesnt see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house.
He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?"
The parrot answers "Yes I did."
So the burglar asks, "Whats your name?"
The parrot says "Clarence."
The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?"
The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler Jesus "