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What you get for $25 bucks in Vegas!

George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off. Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude."

"Harriet, shes a prostitute."

"I dont believe you. That sweet young thing?"

"Lets go up to our room and Ill prove it."

In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for Bambi to come to room 1217. "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?"

Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and Bambi walked in, swirling her hips provocatively.

George asked, "How much do you charge?"

"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services." Bambi replied

"$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25." said George

Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."

"Well," said George, "I guess we cant do business. Goodbye."

After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She said, "I just cant believe it!" George said, "Lets forget it. Well go have a drink, then eat dinner."

At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up behind George, pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for $25?"
Date8/18/2009 12:00:00 AM
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