Advice From Men To Women
Never buy a new brand of beer because it was on sale.
If were in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesnt mean were not watching it.
Dont tell anyone we cant afford a new car. Tell them we dont want one.
Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Please dont drive when youre not driving.
Dont feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: Were just nodding, waiting for the punchline.
The quarterback who just got pummeled isnt trying to be brave. Hes just not crying. Big difference!
When the waiter asks if everythings okay, a simple Yes is fine.
