Not going to make it...

Posted: 7/29/2010 12:00:00 AM
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.

"Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival.

First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment , and dont complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him every day.

On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"

"Im sorry, " she said, "but youre not going to make it.

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