A blond cowboy was in a dessert and he was riding a camel. After his camel died the man decided to walk on…… after a few hours the man collapsed, the only thing he saw was something sticking out of the ground he went to it. It was a brief case the man opened it and out poped a genie and she said “I am your genie. You have 3 wishes”
The man said ok and thought about his first wish... "My first wish will be to have food and water all over." Pooooooof!!! Every where he looked he was surrounded by food and water.
The genie asked for his second wish. The man said "I wish to be the richest man in the world." Poooooooof!!! There was pots of gold every where he looked.
The genie asked for his final wish, "its your last for ever and you had better make it a good one." "Ok" said the man, "I wish every where I go beautiful young women would want and need me. Pooooooofffff!!!
She turned him into a tampon!