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Seeing eye dog

Posted: 7/20/2010 12:00:00 AM
 
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You cant bring that dog in here!"

The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog."

"Oh man, " the bartender says, "Im sorry, here, the first ones on me."

The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You cant bring that dog in here unless you tell him its a seeing-eye dog."

The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink.

The bartender says "Hey, you cant bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bartender says, "No, I dont think so. They do not have Chihuahua as seeing-eye dogs."

The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
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