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Definitely!

Posted: 8/9/2009 12:00:00 AM
 
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.

The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isnt entirely correct, because sometimes its gray and cloudy".

Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesnt get enough water it turns brown, so that isnt really correct either."

Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isnt really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants."

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