Classes for men!

TOPIC 1: HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step, with slide presentation.

TOPIC 2: THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Round table discussion.

TOPIC 3: IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB? Group Practice.

TOPIC 4: FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

TOPIC 5: THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK? Examples on Video.

TOPIC 6: LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE OR ALLOWING OTHERS TO USE IT. Help line support and support groups.

TOPIC 7: LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. Open forum.

TOPIC 8: HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. Graphics and audio tape.

TOPIC 9: REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. Real life testimonials.

TOPIC 10: IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation.

TOPIC 11: LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LIVING ALONE OR WITH OTHERS. Online classes and role playing.

TOPIC 12: HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

TOPIC 13: HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOURE GOING TO BE LATE. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

TOPIC 14: CAR KEYS AND OTHER ITEMS. Practice on developing skills of putting things back where they belong so that they can be easily found.