This woman was vastly overweight, MASSIVE! She went to see the doctor and asked him, "Do you have any dieting remedies or anything that can help me loose weight?"
The doctor replies, "Yes we do, all you need to do is shake your head from left too right, simple eh?!"
She says, "WOW thats amazing, um... when do I do it?"
The doctor says, "Next time your ordered food."