A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, Im still a virgin."
The husband being shocked, replied, "Hows this possible? Youve been married three times before."
The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"