Married 3 Times

Posted: 8/9/2009 12:00:00 AM
A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, Im still a virgin."

The husband being shocked, replied, "Hows this possible? Youve been married three times before."

The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"

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