Posted: 7/6/2010 12:00:00 AM
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriffs deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Houston. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputys expense.
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, " You didnt come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didnt come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "Whats the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, thats the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, Ill give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and dont give me the ticket."
Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?