Uses for vaseline

Posted: 7/6/2010 12:00:00 AM
A man doing market research knocked on a door. He was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He says, "Im doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"And if you dont mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex."

The researcher was a little taken back. He replied with candor, "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a childs bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since youve been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"

The woman says, "I dont mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob to keep the kids out."

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