Posted: 7/6/2010 12:00:00 AM
Maid answers phone. He says, "Can I speak to my wife?"
She says, "No, shes upstairs in bed with her boyfriend."
His maid says, "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill them both."
Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok." 5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, theyre both dead. What should I do with the bodies?"
He says, "Throw them in the pool and Ill take care of them when I get home." She says, "We dont have a pool."
He asks, "Is this 555-1234?"