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Speeding Blonde

Posted: 6/29/2010 12:00:00 AM
 
A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and walked up to the car. The police officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blondes drivers license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman "What does a drivers license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said "You dummy, its got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my drivers license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "Youre free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all this hassle."



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