A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. Hes slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out.
The guy who was sitting next to him couldnt believe that the guy had just done that. He was more surprised when, ten minutes later, the same guy, unscathed, comes walking back into the bar and sits back down next to him.
The astonished guy asks "How did you do that? I just saw you jump out that window and were hundreds of feet above the GROUND!!!". The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I dont get it either. I slam a shot of tequila and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, slams it down, goes to the window and jumps out. The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls until right before the ground, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the guy walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He drinks it and goes to the window and jumps. As he reaches the bottom, he doesnt slow down at all....SPLAT!!!!!!
The first guy orders another shot of tequila and the bartender says to him, "Youre really an jerk when youre drunk, Superman."