An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal...
Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, "Can you help me point my penis?"
The man reluctantly accepted but, deciding not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, "Hey! Im grabbing it right? So I could look, I have a right!"
He looks down at the mans member and sees that is beyond hidious. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. "What the hell is wrong with it?"
The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says "I dunno, but, I aint touchin it." and walks away.