Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them.
The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers and frantically begins to put them on.
The second guy says, "What are you doing? Sneakers wont help you out run that bear."
"I dont need to out run the bear," the first guy says, "I just need to out run you."
6/9/2010 12:00:00 AM