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Cheese Sandwich vs Hand job

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, "Cheese sandwich: 0.99; Chicken sandwich: 1.50; Handjob: 20.00."

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, the man walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three hot waitresses.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs. "Indeed I am."

The man replies, "Well, go and wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich!"
Date5/26/2010 12:00:00 AM
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