One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida.
He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?"
The hooker replied "100 Bucks"
The man said "100 Bucks, Thats a lot of got damn money"
So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs."
So he gave her the money and received the best hand he had ever had.
The next day he sees her and asks "How much for head?"
She said "200 dollars"
"200 dollars thats a lot of money"
She pulled him to the side and said "You see that yacht by the pier, I paid for that yacht by giving head."
So he gives her the money, and get the best head of his life
On his last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says "The hand job was good, the head was great, how much for the whole package."
"1000 dollars thats a lot of god damn money"
So she pulled him to side and said "You see that island, I could afford that if I had a pussy."
6/30/2009 12:00:00 AM